If I had the bricks of a builder.......

If I had the bricks of a builder,
A cement mixer and ladders too,
If I had plenty of Guilder,
Here is just what I'd do....

I'd knock up a wall around SJP,
I'd build it real high and I'd shout:
"Hey Geordies, you're locked in forever,
And no, I won't let you out!"

From then on we'd not have to hear them,
And the bleating and whining within,
It would serve upon them a message,
And show them the depths of their sin.

For all of their pissing and moaning,
Would allow the unwashed to see,
That their self-pity and their self-loathing;
No success will it guarantee.

Now take a peek at your Mackem brothers,
Showing faith in a manager who's class,
Who can piss on the paedo that's Keegan,
And any of the Premier's top brass.

Roll on April 20th,
a fixture earmarked since June,
When the Mackems roll into Scumland
And piss right all over the Toon!